Friday, May 20, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some song lyrics for your 28th
Exactly Where I'm At
Let's beginWith the past in front
And all the things
You really don't care about now
It'd be exactly where I'm at
And to think You got a grip
Look at yourself
Your lips are like two flaps of fat
They go front and back and flappity flap
I'm all staged
It's all an act
I'm really scared that I may fall back on the abstract
It'd be exactly where I'm at
If you're to be
The roaming eye
Pry it open and let me tell you why it sees
The harsh realities
Mutilated Lips
I lick my brain in silence
rather squeeze my head instead
midget man provoking violence
listen not to what I said
I said please calm it down
everything is turning brown
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
in my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine
you can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...
(REPEAT)
Laughing lady living lover
ooo you sassy frassy lassie
find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...
give me shoes so I can tapsy
tap all over this big world
take my hand you ugly girl....
The Blarney Stone
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Ayethe Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
love you X,
H

1 Comments:

Blogger liesmith said...

Best Birthday Present ever. Thank you. Love JP

May 25, 2005 6:43 PM  

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